Baltimore Orioles slugger Chris Davis is mired in possibly the worst slump in major league baseball history. Going back to last year, Davis is hitless in his last 53 at bats and 61 plate appearances. This is apparently an all-time record for a non-pitcher.

(Side note: Davis makes about $23 million a year.)

I’d like to think this is a record that personally I could break. Come on, MLB, just give me a chance!

I’d even do it for less money.