Big news on the homefront. Well, homes front.
As of yesterday my current home, [REDACTED], has been my place of residence for eight years and 11 days, moving into second place on my all-time list. I moved into my current address on January 17, 2011.
A previous home of mine, [REDACTED] in [REDACTED], was my place of residence for eight years and 10 days, from December 12, 2003, to December 22, 2011.
All-time leader? That would be my childhood home at [REDACTED]. I lived there for 18 years and 343 days.
You might be wondering when my current address breaks that record.
And I already did the math for you.
December 27, 2030.
It’ll be a Friday, so I’ve pretty much got my blog post ready for that day.
Hahah. I remember the ’03-’11 house. It rhymed with the name of a famous crooner who should’ve stuck to singing. It was also the Vanguard Mansion, aka the tip of the spear for national conservative banter and partying. Hope you are well my friend!