If there’s one thing that can get us through a harsh winter it’s Sports Illustrated‘s annual swimsuit edition. Kudos for still being able to get away with that in 2015.

I’ve seen quite a number of articles and much Internet buzz glowingly referring to SI‘s showing “curvier” models in this year’s issue.

Please.

No complaints about the attractiveness of this year’s models, but calling any of them curvy is like saying Tom Brady and I are pretty much in the same ballpark when it comes to throwing footballs.

Political correctness has come full circle when we start calling the perfect ones something less than ideal so they don’t feel left out.