Cent’anni, Sinatra!

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One of America’s greatest icons would have turned 100 years old tomorrow. I hesitate to say musical icons or performing icons or acting icons, because such adjectives barely scratch the surface of who Frank Sinatra was and what he still means to people. Singer, actor, lover, fighter, hero… he was all those things and more. And of course he did it his way.

I don’t think there’s anything I’m going to add to the great Sinatra lexicon today on my two-bit blog that hasn’t been stated already. There are more biographies and documentaries about Frank Sinatra than perhaps anyone else, with the possible exceptions of Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy. Unlike those two men (the latter of whom he may have actually made President), Sinatra lived to old age, and plied his trade right up until the end. He entertained for kings and queens and common folk, and for every generation from bobby soxers to millenials. In fact, through the magic of recorded music and film, of course he still entertains today in our new century, as he will in his new century that begins tomorrow.

Someone once said Frank Sinatra pretty much ruined it for everyone who ever wanted to stand in front of a band and sing. Yup. You’re going to be compared to Sinatra and fall short.

Will there ever be anyone like him? Not a chance. Quite simply there are too many people trying to be famous these days for any one of them to have as much market share as Sinatra did in his early days. Overall I suppose this is a good thing—that so many people now can crawl out of the factories and the coal mines and pursue art—but that dilution produces only a smattering of success across a larger group. Sinatra came up in the era in which most people did work in coal mines and factories, and only the truly talented crawled out. One became famous by performing in front of actual people… and being great at it.

And he kept it up for six decades.

For a long time I considered Frank Sinatra my ultimate idol in all respects. In recent years I’ve realized that one’s true idols should be those one knows and sees up close, but that was the thing about Sinatra: I felt as though I did know him. It’s a cliché but it’s true: every performance was a glimpse into the life of Frank Sinatra. As the man himself said, “When I sing, I’m honest.”

A few weeks ago I went to a party to celebrate Frank Sinatra’s centennial. A birthday party. For someone we didn’t know and had been dead for almost 20 years. Yup. This was the power of Frank Sinatra.

Italians have a saying: cent’anni. Literally it means 100 years, but has the context of 100 years of health and goodness, etc. For Frank Sinatra it certainly has been cent’anni, and for nearly all of that, he’s brought cent’anni to all of us as well.

Here’s to cent’anni more.

Still dancin’ at 50!

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It was 50 years ago this evening that audiences were first treated to an instant classic: A Charlie Brown Christmas. No TV special is more synonymous with any holiday than the Peanuts gang and its jazzy romp through the ups and downs of the Christmas season.

I enjoyed A Charlie Brown Christmas when I was a kid, I enjoyed it as a young adult, and I enjoy it now watching with a kid of my own. That’s the beauty of Peanuts, actually: it works for kids and grownups alike. Ditto Christmas, ditto joy and sadness, ditto the music of Vince Guaraldi. Ever think about that one? Why does Vince Guaraldi’s music sound so perfect on the early Charlie Brown specials? As other reviewers have noted, it does exactly what Peanuts does: shows a childlike playfulness and an adult sophistication at the same time. (Damn I wish I’d come up with that!)

Charlie Brown, you look as good in 2015 as ever.

And as your friends tell you every year…

Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!!!

The good and bad of TV

You were thinking I’d have something glowing to say about last night’s Grammy tribute to Frank Sinatra.

Nope. Didn’t watch it. Couldn’t run the risk of seeing the worst thing in the world: pop stars doing bad impressions of Frank Sinatra. There are about three or four singers alive today who are even fit to carry Sinatra’s microphone case, and if I want to I’ll see their shows instead.

Tonight, though, is must-see TV. Second-to-last episode of this season of Fargo and the first-place Redskins on Monday Night Football? I’ll take that any day of the week.

Christmas specials to watch in December (or Christmas won’t actually come)

  1. A Charlie Brown Christmas
  2. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
  3. Frosty the Snowman
  4. Frosty Returns
  5. How the Grinch Stole Christmas
  6. A Garfield Christmas

 

There are many other good ones, and I’ll probably watch those as well, but these are the ones that definitely have to happen every year. I have each of these on a VHS tape I’ve been plugging into my VCR every December since 1997. Yup, they’re all on one tape I recorded off TV that year. I’ve enjoyed reliving my childhood this year with my son, who now understands a little bit about the holiday (or can at least recognize Santa or a snowman).

I’ve also introduced him to the lost art of fast-forwarding through commercials when watching old VHS tapes on TV.

The Barry Bonds of Binghamton

Last week “our senator” Tom Libous was sentenced by a U.S. District Judge to six months of house arrest, two years probation, and a $50,000 fine for, among other things, lying to the FBI about the circumstances of his son’s employment at a downstate law firm. This was the you’ll-have-to-put-on-a-new-wing-to-handle-all-the-business-I-can-steer-your-way law firm for which his son no longer works. Actually, I’m not sure whether his son still works there. Kind of hard to work from prison.

Speaking of prison… that’s the only thing that disappoints me from the Libous verdict: no jail time. (Frowny face emoji.) Apparently among Libous’s other problems is that he does have cancer and the judge in the case took some leniency as a result. Still, though, pretty shameful way to walk away.

Libous had held his seat in the New York State Senate since 1989 before stepping down in July following his indictment. Amazingly everyone in my old hometown still loves the guy, though I see him now as the Barry Bonds of Binghamton. Fans are still fans. But those who have their heads on this side of the sand know the guy’s a cheater and therefore give him no respect. I knew 15 years ago and am glad others are starting to come around.

I’ve said it many times before and I’ll say it again in his obituary: Tom Libous was a blight on the Southern Tier for 30 years and did irreparable harm to the community he professed to care so much about. His fall from grace is no stain on his legacy: it is a perfect illustration of a career of malfeasance.

Black Friday is upon us

Let the real holiday season begin… Black Friday is upon us.

You know my rule about Black Friday. Or about shopping or crowds in general. This is a day to hide, and I’m glad I live with a couple of people and a couple of cats who feel likewise.

After witnessing two unwatchable football games yesterday afternoon and one that was too late for any of us to remember seeing, I am ready for some quality games the next three days. May the most interesting events of the weekend occur while I’m sitting on my couch!

New album brightens Thanksgiving Eve

’Twas the day before Thanksgiving and I was tempted to make my usual too-cool-for-this post about not going out on the stupidest night of the year. So first let me say: not going out on the stupidest night of the year.

But let me add this.

Here’s something for those of you not headed out, those of you with the Spotify, as referenced on Monday.

Instead of bemoaning the fact that Adele, Taylor Swift, etc. have decided not to have their music on “free” streaming services, check out a young man who has: the ageless and incomparable Tony Bennett.

Yup, Tony’s got a new album out and it’s another gem. Called The Silver Lining: The Songs of Jerome Kern, it features Bill Charlap and his trio and more than a dozen songs composed by the great Jerome Kern. You’ve heard all these songs before (some, in fact, by Mr. Bennett previously), but somehow Tony Bennett at 89 puts a fresh stamp on a song like no other jazz singer today. No other singer period.

So do yourself a favor, shut yourself in the next three days and hear some music, watch a parade, watch some football…

And maybe see your friends and family if you have time.

Taking a music stand

British singer-songwriter and music it girl Adele made headlines last week announcing that her new album 25 (clever) would not be available on Spotify and other “free” music streaming sources.

Hmm.

Rest assured, fans, my latest album, Still Playing at 33 1/3 is available not only on Spotify but everywhere!

Let the record show that Spotify, through various intermediaries, does compensate its artists. I’m a nobody and I still get a check from them every few months for like nine dollars.

Way to take a stand, Adele, but I think you could use your platform to combat other evils in the world.

For what it’s worth I do like Adele as a singer and a songwriter and, well, the other qualities generally found in female pop stars. I’ve liked several of her previous songs, thought I can’t say I liked “Hello.” (That would be Adele’s new smash-hit single.) As for the rest of the album, unavailable to us Spotify apologists…

guess I’ll never know.

It’s not me, it’s you

I generally don’t think of mandatory auto insurance as one of the worst things about the American republic, but it has long bothered me that owning such is a requirement of law when I most certainly would never buy it otherwise. I’ve never been in an accident, I’ve never made a claim, and it does sort of gall me to simply pour money into some mystical bad driver fund.

Several days ago I received via e-mail a description of the way in which I’d be supporting that fund in 2016. It was several dollars higher per month than that to which I’d become accustomed. Again, I never make a claim, and my wife and I really don’t drive that much anyway. It was time to be “that guy” and make a call.

To be fair my customer service representative was polite and understanding on the phone. But I still wanted to wring his neck. He explained that it really had nothing to do with me, just unusually high number of claims in my neighborhood.

Hmm.

I thought for a moment about the way people drive around here.

And I shook my head and hung up the phone, knowing I’d been beat.