Christmas + rom-com = Happiest Season

For the past week or so my newsfeed has been abuzz with word about the holiday movie this year, Happiest Season. Produced by Hulu and available for streaming on said site, the film offers a host of A and B-list stars doing typical rom-com things in typical 21st-century fashion. That is, half the characters are gay and half are unhip, unwoke bitter clingers.
Never mind the stereotypes, the movie’s actually pretty great. Totally predictable? Yeah, at every turn. Still enjoyable though.
Most “debate” surrounding the film concerns its protagonist’s choice of suitor at the conclusion. Like, they were surprised. (Spoiler alert: it’s the second-billed actor!) A little something about romantic comedy films… the two main characters get together at the end. Have these people never seen a rom-com before?
Even in the most woke of times there are some formulas you just don’t mess with.

I kind of thought snow days were done forever

This is either a new high or a new low.

My local school district has all campuses closed today for the impending snowstorm headed our way. Mind you not a flake has yet fallen, and–I probably should have led with this–our classes are all online.

I can see it now, later this afternoon, that there is so much snow outside it has actually crept in the house and I can’t even plow through the living room to get to my laptop.

That’s a storm.

As a teacher I’m somewhat ambivalent towards snow days. I see both sides of the argument. I do enjoy the day off, of course, but concerning a professional responsibility I do bemoan the lost instructional time.

My son, meanwhile, embraces snow days to the fullest.

(Don’t we all, as kids?)

He does forget a few school lessons on these days, though. For example, the meaning of the word “or.”

As in, pancakes or waffles or an omelet.

Yeah, I’ll be back later… makin’ three things for breakfast right now

Won’t you be my neighbor?

One of the few bright spots of 2020 living is that people have a lot of time at home to do silly things like put up Christmas decorations at their homes. Actually, some of my neighbors have really gone nuts. In a good way. Driving around looking at Christmas lights for me has gone from a kinda-fun activity to must-see viewing holding this whole upside-down world together.

Thanks, neighbors!

You heard it here first

Still haven’t hit the ground yet from celebrating Monday afternoon’s victory. That would be my hometown pro football team’s win over the previously-unbeaten Pittsburgh Steelers.

It’s three W’s in a row for the burgundy and gold, also known as “Football Team” on most electronic displays.

Division title is in sight!

It’s here

When it was 65 degrees over the weekend I was a little confused, but now I can definitely say Christmas is here.

The tree is up, the lights are out, and the yule log is lit.

Well, on TV anyway.

Okay, actually youtube.

It is 2020 after all.

This one doesn’t quite save 2020 either, however…

No doubt the best part of my Thanksgiving weekend was spending time with my family and being thankful for, you know…

The new reboot version of Saved by the Bell!

Oh damn this show is good, surprisingly good, and kudos to the folks at Peacock TV who were nice enough to let me watch the first “season” (10 episodes) for free.

Note to self: cancel 7-day “free trial” to Peacock Premium Wednesday.

The new Saved works the same way that Fuller House worked five years ago. Take an admittedly silly family comedy from 30 years ago and tow a line between keeping the campy goodness of the original and lampooning it for all its worth. That’s actually the best part of Saved: making fun of itself, and making fun of, well, things that should be made fun of. Whereas your typical ’90s program took political correctness a bit too far, the new Saved has no such problem. Mostly it’s calling white people out on their silliness. Yeah, I kept thinking to myself oh crap that’s me.

The show really does introduce some thought-provoking topics a la its predecessor (and every show about teenagers), and lets one think about social issues in an honest way. It’s sort of a socially-conscious South Park, without the potty language and gratuitous violence. It’s obviously geared more toward adults than to kids, though hardly adult in a seedy way. It’s for grownups who’ve got kids, who need to laugh a little and think back on their high school days and, well, laugh a little.

Yeah, that’s me.

So thankful.

#blessed

Changing seasons

One of the beautiful things about living in the mid-Atlantic is that we really do have four distinct seasons, each of which is complete with the stereotypical trappings of winter, summer, spring, and fall.

This week I’ve noticed another phenomenon: the changing of the “season” by holiday, sort of an amorphous blend of decorations upon lawns and edifices. Some folks, God bless ’em, still have their Halloween decorations up. (Or maybe some of those cobwebs are natural.) There are those who go with generic “fall” decorations, though when it snows or, like yesterday, it’s 70 degrees, they seem a bit out of place. Some of my more ambitious neighbors squeeze in authentic Thanksgiving decorations, usually in the form of a giant blow-up turkey. (My son enjoys spotting these.) And then there are those who take the “store” approach, and put out their Christmas decorations while the Halloween candy is still fresh.

Hey… ’tis the season!