Not caring about sports yesterday I started leafing through the other sections of the newspaper. There I found this week\u2019s sign that the Apocalypse is upon us\u2026<\/p>\n
Man sues Sweetgreen over salad-ordering app.<\/i><\/p>\n
Yup. Lawsuit in the works because a guy can\u2019t \u201ccustomize his salad\u201d via his salad-ordering phone app.<\/p>\n
First. World. Problems.<\/p>\n
To be fair, there\u2019s a little more to it than this. You see (pardon the expression), the plaintiff is visually impaired and can\u2019t make out the flashy signals on his phone too good.<\/p>\n
And a lot of the fancier apps will talk to you if you ask them nicely.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou can get to the salads,\u201d he explains, \u201cbut you can\u2019t customize.\u201d<\/p>\n
Can\u2019t customize your nine-dollar eco-friendly salad.<\/p>\n
This is why I usually just stick to the sports page.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Not caring about sports yesterday I started leafing through the other sections of the newspaper. There I found this week\u2019s sign that the Apocalypse is upon us\u2026 Man sues Sweetgreen over salad-ordering app. Yup. Lawsuit in the works because a … Continue reading