{"id":1783,"date":"2017-11-27T21:04:21","date_gmt":"2017-11-27T17:04:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=1783"},"modified":"2017-11-27T21:04:21","modified_gmt":"2017-11-27T17:04:21","slug":"todays-a-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=1783","title":{"rendered":"Today\u2019s a holiday?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, apparently, is something called \u201cCyber Monday.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I think it\u2019s a little unnecessary.<\/p>\n<p>We should send a telegram to everyone who still shops at stores like a 20th-century cretin.<\/p>\n<p><em>Every day is Cyber Monday.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, apparently, is something called \u201cCyber Monday.\u201d I think it\u2019s a little unnecessary. We should send a telegram to everyone who still shops at stores like a 20th-century cretin. Every day is Cyber Monday.\u00a0 &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=1783\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1783"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1784,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1783\/revisions\/1784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}