{"id":2267,"date":"2019-02-20T16:31:20","date_gmt":"2019-02-20T12:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=2267"},"modified":"2019-02-20T16:31:20","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T12:31:20","slug":"theyre-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=2267","title":{"rendered":"They’re here"},"content":{"rendered":"

They’ve arrived. This is the moment you’ve been waiting for.<\/p>\n

Donut sticks… today… at McDonald’s.<\/p>\n

Yes, McDonald’s, you continue to tantalize me after all these years. New products and taste creations and a promise of diversion and merriment.<\/p>\n

And… it’s too snowy to leave the house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They’ve arrived. This is the moment you’ve been waiting for. Donut sticks… today… at McDonald’s. Yes, McDonald’s, you continue to tantalize me after all these years. New products and taste creations and a promise of diversion and merriment. And… it’s … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2268,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2267\/revisions\/2268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}