{"id":2424,"date":"2019-07-15T17:02:09","date_gmt":"2019-07-15T13:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=2424"},"modified":"2019-07-15T17:02:09","modified_gmt":"2019-07-15T13:02:09","slug":"goats-begin-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=2424","title":{"rendered":"Goats begin today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, off they goat.<\/p>\n<p>I guess the town\u2019s new caprine employees will do good enough work.<\/p>\n<p>But there they go&#8230; stealing jobs from hardworking humans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, off they goat. I guess the town\u2019s new caprine employees will do good enough work. But there they go&#8230; stealing jobs from hardworking humans. &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=2424\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2424"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2425,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2424\/revisions\/2425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}