{"id":2614,"date":"2019-12-18T08:49:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-18T04:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=2614"},"modified":"2019-12-18T08:49:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-18T04:49:00","slug":"this-was-the-true-harbinger-of-the-end-of-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=2614","title":{"rendered":"This was the true harbinger of the end of times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember Wheat Thins?<\/p>\n<p>You remember Wheat Thins. The early &#8217;90s &#8220;healthy&#8221; snack back before healthy snacking was a thing.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re still around, and I picked up a package the other day for the first time in probably 25 years. They tasted great.<\/p>\n<p>You know why?<\/p>\n<p>The\u00a0<em>third<\/em> ingredient is sugar!<\/p>\n<p>No wonder they&#8217;re good, and no wonder the whole &#8220;health food&#8221; business is just a lot of lip service.<\/p>\n<p>This may portend the end of times.<\/p>\n<p>Well, you heard it here first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember Wheat Thins? You remember Wheat Thins. The early &#8217;90s &#8220;healthy&#8221; snack back before healthy snacking was a thing. They&#8217;re still around, and I picked up a package the other day for the first time in probably 25 years. They &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=2614\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2614"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2615,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2614\/revisions\/2615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}