{"id":3181,"date":"2021-05-05T06:19:01","date_gmt":"2021-05-05T02:19:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=3181"},"modified":"2021-05-05T06:19:01","modified_gmt":"2021-05-05T02:19:01","slug":"cant-be-conservative-and-serious-all-the-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=3181","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t be conservative and serious all the time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every so often I like to keep up with what &#8220;the masses&#8221; are reading, embarking on a fiction journey worthy of third-grade prose and soap opera substance.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s me reading\u00a0<em>28 Summers<\/em>,\u00a0<em>the\u00a0<\/em>2020 beach book written by the dean of all beach book authors, Elin Hilderbrand.<\/p>\n<p>I think my opinion of its literary merit is already clear, but that doesn&#8217;t necessarily mean I don&#8217;t enjoy the guilty pleasure of such artistic slumming. The book is not without its amusing sections. And I love how the conflicts last only a few pages, like a series of rom-coms all with happy endings.<\/p>\n<p>Case in point, when our protagonist (who, ironically, would laugh at beach books) meets an apparent Mr. Right at a Nantucket bar. (A few pages later it&#8217;s revealed he&#8217;s married&#8230; whoops!) Suitor discloses he doesn&#8217;t read much fiction,\u00a0 perhaps only that related to sports or history or other unwoke subjects. I should have known he was\u00a0<em>not<\/em> a perfect mate when he admits his favorite book is David Halberstam&#8217;s\u00a0<em>October 1964<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Ha!<\/p>\n<p><em>My<\/em> favorite book!<\/p>\n<p>One of the funnier bumper stickers I&#8217;ve seen in recent years reads: &#8220;I&#8217;d rather be living in an Elin Hilderbrand novel.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That does sound great&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>though I&#8217;d probably be the bad guy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every so often I like to keep up with what &#8220;the masses&#8221; are reading, embarking on a fiction journey worthy of third-grade prose and soap opera substance. That&#8217;s me reading\u00a028 Summers,\u00a0the\u00a02020 beach book written by the dean of all beach &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=3181\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3181"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3183,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3181\/revisions\/3183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}