{"id":3445,"date":"2021-12-01T07:45:09","date_gmt":"2021-12-01T03:45:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=3445"},"modified":"2021-12-01T07:45:09","modified_gmt":"2021-12-01T03:45:09","slug":"you-just-cant-make-this-stuff-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=3445","title":{"rendered":"You just can&#8217;t make this stuff up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Borrowing one from\u00a0<em>Sports Illustrated<\/em> here: This week&#8217;s sign that the Apocalypse is upon us.<\/p>\n<p>From the generation that eschews coffee-pot coffee for peppermint mocha hot macchiatos with skim milk for $8.95, there is this.<\/p>\n<p>Now available at Target: plant-based oatmilk holiday nog.<\/p>\n<p>Yup.<\/p>\n<p>Will Rogers once said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t make jokes&#8211;I just watch the government and report the facts.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He also could have shopped at Target.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Borrowing one from\u00a0Sports Illustrated here: This week&#8217;s sign that the Apocalypse is upon us. From the generation that eschews coffee-pot coffee for peppermint mocha hot macchiatos with skim milk for $8.95, there is this. Now available at Target: plant-based oatmilk &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=3445\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3445"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3446,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3445\/revisions\/3446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}