{"id":3682,"date":"2022-06-20T16:16:33","date_gmt":"2022-06-20T12:16:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=3682"},"modified":"2022-06-20T16:17:39","modified_gmt":"2022-06-20T12:17:39","slug":"im-on-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=3682","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m on vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve said it before but I&#8217;ll say it again. The funniest outgoing voicemail message I ever heard went like this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>This is XXXX. I&#8217;m on vacation. If this is an emergency, call someone who cares.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pretty much, yeah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve said it before but I&#8217;ll say it again. The funniest outgoing voicemail message I ever heard went like this&#8230; This is XXXX. I&#8217;m on vacation. If this is an emergency, call someone who cares. Pretty much, yeah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3682"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3684,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682\/revisions\/3684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}