{"id":4143,"date":"2023-07-03T06:58:57","date_gmt":"2023-07-03T02:58:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=4143"},"modified":"2023-07-03T06:58:57","modified_gmt":"2023-07-03T02:58:57","slug":"assuming-theres-an-afterlife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=4143","title":{"rendered":"Assuming there&#8217;s an afterlife&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Dad, you know they made\u00a0<em>another Indiana Jones<\/em> movie?<\/p>\n<p>Dad: Yeah, I know, like 15 years ago.<\/p>\n<p>Me: No,\u00a0<em>another<\/em> one, a fifth one.<\/p>\n<p>Dad: Really? With Harrison Ford? That guy&#8217;s got to be like 80 years old.<\/p>\n<p>Me: He&#8217;s younger than you.<\/p>\n<p>Dad: Oh right. Well, how was it?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Actually it was awesome. People are dying to hate it but it&#8217;s actually great. It&#8217;s like a combination of all of the earlier movies, with a twist of\u00a0<em>National Treasure<\/em>\u00a0and a twist of\u00a0<em>Lost<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Dad: I don&#8217;t know what either of those things are.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Oh, right. Well, it was pretty great. Seeing it was like I&#8217;d died and gone to heav&#8211;oh wait, never mind. Well, alert the movies in my current Top 365 because in the next edition of the book&#8230; one of &#8217;em&#8217;s out!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Dad, you know they made\u00a0another Indiana Jones movie? Dad: Yeah, I know, like 15 years ago. Me: No,\u00a0another one, a fifth one. Dad: Really? With Harrison Ford? That guy&#8217;s got to be like 80 years old. Me: He&#8217;s younger &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=4143\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4143"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4144,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4143\/revisions\/4144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}