Key lime pie Twizzlers may have made my summer, though a forthcoming offering from Skittles and French’s Mustard has me questioning everything.<\/p>\n
Big news ’round these parts today, the “Mustard Mobile” (a vintage yellow bus adorned with less-than-vintage candy) makes its way to D.C. as part of the Skittles-French’s collab tour promoting the new candy and National Mustard Day.<\/p>\n
Soon to be added to our roster of major public holidays and observances, National Mustard Day is August 5. It’ll always be nice to remember exactly when our civilization’s downfall occurred.<\/p>\n
Fonzie and his shark are off the hook.<\/p>\n
It was mustard-flavored Skittles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Key lime pie Twizzlers may have made my summer, though a forthcoming offering from Skittles and French’s Mustard has me questioning everything. Big news ’round these parts today, the “Mustard Mobile” (a vintage yellow bus adorned with less-than-vintage candy) makes … Continue reading