{"id":4774,"date":"2024-12-30T08:43:47","date_gmt":"2024-12-30T04:43:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=4774"},"modified":"2024-12-30T06:51:05","modified_gmt":"2024-12-30T02:51:05","slug":"perfect-on-the-christmas-schedule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=4774","title":{"rendered":"Perfect* on the Christmas Schedule"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One short.<\/p>\n<p>Ninety-nine for one hundred on the <a href=\"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=4748\">Christmas Schedule<\/a> this year. I&#8217;m calling it perfect with an asterisk.<\/p>\n<p>The one I missed?<\/p>\n<p>Wendy&#8217;s Peppermint Frosty.<\/p>\n<p>Not my fault. This one&#8217;s on you, Wendy. Gotta bring that thing back.<\/p>\n<p>When it came to Christmas this year I had 99 projects but a Peppermint Frosty wasn&#8217;t one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One short. Ninety-nine for one hundred on the Christmas Schedule this year. I&#8217;m calling it perfect with an asterisk. The one I missed? Wendy&#8217;s Peppermint Frosty. Not my fault. This one&#8217;s on you, Wendy. Gotta bring that thing back. When &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=4774\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4774"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4775,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4774\/revisions\/4775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}