{"id":4939,"date":"2025-05-28T08:08:01","date_gmt":"2025-05-28T04:08:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=4939"},"modified":"2025-05-28T07:12:26","modified_gmt":"2025-05-28T03:12:26","slug":"a-timeless-one-for-the-annals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=4939","title":{"rendered":"A timeless one for the annals"},"content":{"rendered":"

The most useless and overrated word in the English language is please.<\/em><\/p>\n

It’s polite and all, sometimes pretty, and can fool some people some of the time, sure.<\/p>\n

Some even call it magic.<\/p>\n

I never do, and like honor to Falstaff, I simply call it a word<\/em>.<\/p>\n

“Please” never sways my opinion, nor changes my action.<\/p>\n

Would you do this for me?<\/em> is the exact same thing as\u00a0Would you do this for me, please?<\/em><\/p>\n

If I wanted to do it, and were capable of doing it, the addendum wouldn’t change anything.<\/p>\n

If I didn’t want to do it, or were incapable of so doing… same thing.<\/p>\n

Would you move this mountain for me?<\/em><\/p>\n

No.<\/p>\n

Would you move this mountain for me, please?<\/em><\/p>\n

Same answer.<\/p>\n

But I said please.<\/em><\/p>\n

See Rule #1.<\/p>\n

“Thank you” is many times a useful phrase, often coupled with the aforementioned please.<\/p>\n

Please and thank you could not be more dissimilar.<\/p>\n

“Thank you” is a pleasant thing to say after someone has produced for you a good or rendered you a service.<\/p>\n

I say it often, because why wouldn’t I? And I appreciate hearing it, because it does in fact make me more likely to produce for you a good or render you a service in the future.<\/p>\n

Regardless of whether accompanied by the word please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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