{"id":5533,"date":"2026-09-28T08:27:00","date_gmt":"2026-09-28T04:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=5533"},"modified":"2026-09-28T07:30:47","modified_gmt":"2026-09-28T03:30:47","slug":"we-expect-nothing-but-the-absurd-around-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=5533","title":{"rendered":"We expect nothing but the absurd around here"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two sloppy losses in a row and then beat the defending Super Bowl champions. Yeah, sounds about right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Hey Google&#8230; who won the Commanders game yesterday?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>The Commanders yesterday played the Seattle Seahawks. The final score was 33-31 Commanders.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;I know,&#8221; he said with a smirk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;I just like hearing it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two sloppy losses in a row and then beat the defending Super Bowl champions. Yeah, sounds about right. &#8220;Hey Google&#8230; who won the Commanders game yesterday?&#8221; The Commanders yesterday played the Seattle Seahawks. The final score was 33-31 Commanders. &#8220;I &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/?p=5533\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5533"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5534,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5533\/revisions\/5534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikeoconnelljr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}