For those of you who’ve been in caves on Mars the past 24 hours, and for whom your only source of contact with the outside solar system is this blog, yes, the Chicago Cubs are World Series champions for the first time since Roosevelt.

Teddy Roosevelt.

Speaking of politics, does this not portend the third action in our series of unbelievable events of 2016? The Cavs? The Cubs? Trump?

You heard it here first.