How to lose a game you had in the bag

Step #1: Stake best pitcher in baseball to a 6-0 lead.

Step #2: Have best pitcher in baseball leave game after one inning due to some kind of bizarre neck spasm. (Apparently he slept on it funny. Or something like that.)

Step #3: Have MASN put graphic on board showing how great the new-and-improved bullpen has been since acquiring Ryan Madson and Sean Doolittle.

Step #4: Don’t have either one of those guys pitch.

Step #5: Watch said bullpen blow lead and lose game 7-6.

Step #6: #smh

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My name is Mike O'Connell. I am 35 years old and live in Northern Virginia. I am a teacher, a musician, and an enthusiast of all things American.

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