Step #1: Stake best pitcher in baseball to a 6-0 lead.
Step #2: Have best pitcher in baseball leave game after one inning due to some kind of bizarre neck spasm. (Apparently he slept on it funny. Or something like that.)
Step #3: Have MASN put graphic on board showing how great the new-and-improved bullpen has been since acquiring Ryan Madson and Sean Doolittle.
Step #4: Don’t have either one of those guys pitch.
Step #5: Watch said bullpen blow lead and lose game 7-6.
Step #6: #smh