First, read this post.
Turns out God isn’t getting five more minutes.
He’s getting three years with the voice of Brent Musburger… as the voice of the Oakland (soon to be Vegas) Raiders.
Yeah, seriously. I think I just became a Raiders fan.
Actually, no. I’m going to root for them… until they play in the Super Bowl their first year in Vegas.
And lose to the Redskins.