Among other things this weekend I got to know a lot more about horse racing rules than I had before. You mean you can’t just plow the other horses out of the way? That’s called jockeying for position, no?
More like horsing around?
Well, thinking you won a race only to find out 20 minutes later you didn’t can’t be any pun.
Now if you’ll excuse me I have more Dad jokes to work on.