Okay, it wasn’t the prettiest win of all time, but when something goes right around here you celebrate it. My hometown NFL club, the Washington (expletive), emerged victorious for only the second time this season, and the first time in more than a year at home. Their “plus/minus” number improved by plus three (to negative 125), and now Washingtonians can enjoy this Thanksgiving talking about the local team’s “winning streak.”

In other news… Bengals watch: minus six today, bringing them to negative 135 on the season. We got this one in the bag, boys!