The America East Conference Tournament begins tomorrow, and for the second time in three years does not include my Binghamton Bearcats. There are nine teams in the league, and only the top eight make the postseason tournament.

Only eight out of the top nine.

That’s just insulting.

Can’t we even, like, flip a coin with the eighth-place team or something?

Rock-paper-scissors?

Mascot dance-off?!

Anything!!!