The first of the month, the first day of a quarter, the first day of the second half of the year… and it’s a Monday. Shouldn’t all things start on Mondays? Someone alert the solar system.

Actually, come to think of it we could have saved ourselves a lot of trouble if we didn’t try to arbitrarily split up the year into sevens and twelves and thirties.

Shoot.

Happy Day 183, everybody!