Most of the athletes are closer to my son’s age than my own.

Most of the sports I haven’t thought about since 2021.

When they show celebrities in the crowd it’s only 50-50 that I actually know who they are.

But I haven’t turned the Olympics off my television since Friday.

It’s damn good TV.

And also I’m worried that if I turned it off I’d never be able to figure out how to find it again.