Blue box blues

Apparently the makers of Kraft macaroni and cheese have given in to public cries of despair and are changing their decades-old recipe of the iconic childhood food item.

Who am I kidding? Adult food item too.

Soon Kraft will be taking out those delicious chemicals that make your mac and cheese not only tasty but bright neon orange, the only true color in which God makes cheese.

Is nothing sacred anymore? I understand wanting to respond to one’s customers, but seriously, who’s buying blue-box mac and cheese because it’s healthy? There are plenty of terrible organic macaroni products out there. Find one.

In the mean time… add every current box of Kraft you can find to the bomb shelter immediately!

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My name is Mike O'Connell. I am 41 years old and live in Northern Virginia. I am a teacher, a musician, and an enthusiast of all things American.

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