When the Chicago White Sox take on the Baltimore Orioles this afternoon at Camden Yards you’ll notice something unusual in the stands. Not a single patron. Yeah. Apparently they’re playing the game in front of custodians and the hot dog guy. I’ve played that gig before, but not as a highly-paid professional athlete.

They’ll make up games for rain but not for public riots. I don’t really understand the rationale behind playing a game in an empty ballpark but you can be damn sure I’m going to be watching with interest later today. Really today’s post was so I could note this occasion and be able to search for it in the futur. The day this really did happen.