Time to celebrate

Those of you counting know this is blog post number 500 at this humble corner of the Internet.

Five hundred.

Still feels like Day One to me.

Funny how our friends on the left have latched onto Donald Trump’s “Monday is Day One” comment. Silly, they say, how one would waste a whole weekend.

These are the people who are scared to death of the man, right?

Should they not wish he would wait and wait and wait to begin starting fires or punching people in the stomach or whatever he’s supposed to do come noon today?

I’d call the weekend reprieve a blessing, no?

D.C. sports teams finding groove

Even with Monday’s embarrassing overtime loss in Pittsburgh, the Washington Capitals still finished the day with the most points in the NHL (since tied yesterday by the upstart Blue Jackets). Yes, yes, we’ve seen this narrative before, but ya gotta love a team as hot as the Caps in your hometown.

And don’t look now, but the Caps’ Verizon Center roommates have gone on a bit of a streak as well. Our hometown Wizards have won seven of their last ten and are now holding the fifth place in the Eastern Conference playoff picture.

High-scoring wins have brought excitement to D.C. and a flurry of 50% off days at Papa John’s.

Nice to hear some good news coming out of Washington for a change.

We finally got a good one

The great thing about sports is that you can watch half a dozen blowouts in a row, then immediately after be treated to a beautiful thriller.

Or two.

Count me in for two good ones next Sunday, though please don’t keep me up too late.

Some Mondays I actually have to show up to work!

Football weekend

The last weekend with you-know-who as president brings us football, of course. Sweet, sweet, NFL playoff football.

Kudos, schedule makers, for saving the—dare I say?—marquee matchup of this weekend’s quarterfinals for last. Sunday evening we’ll be treated to arguably the NFL’s hottest team, the Green Bay Packers, versus arguably its best team, the Dallas Cowboys. The ‘Boys skidded a bit toward the end of the season, losing two of their last four games, but still had the best record in the NFC. Believe it or not it’s been more than two decades since they won a Super Bowl.

Well, the road to the next one begins this Sunday.

Wizards score delicious W

Last night’s come-from-behind victory for the Washington Wizards got them not only over .500 for the season with an important win against an Eastern conference rival, the late-game basket scored by point guard John Wall brought them and all Wizards fans something much bigger.

At the end of a game in which you thought it couldn’t happen, with the Wiz struggling mightily against a shorthanded Chicago Bulls squad…

That final last-second shot got us…

Over 100 points and 50% off at Papa John’s tomorrow!

Woot!

CFP Championship tonight

I’ve said it before… this is the football equivalent of March Madness.

We didn’t exactly see any buzzer beaters in the weekend’s NFL matchups—more like some lopsided 16 vs. 1 games. Tonight, though, should be different, with a rematch of last year’s more-than-entertaining College Football Playoff National Championship (is that what it’s called?) game from Tampa, Florida. Both the Clemson Tigers and Alabama Crimson Tide won their semifinal games last week with stingy defense, hardly portending the 45-40-type game we saw last year.

Alabama is going for its ridiculous fifth national title in eight years. Call me a spoilsport but I hope they don’t get it. Having no particular allegiance to either team I simply want to see something different.

Go, Clemson!

But where’s the snow?

Never have I heard such a drumbeat for a snow day without even a flake of snow on the ground.

Or snow even in the forecast!

Still, though, if you’re reading this and there’s eight feet of snow on the ground and I’m home from work…

I won’t be disappointed.

Dirty little life secret #782: Teachers love snow days way more than the kids do.

Do you believe?

A front-page article in my local paper (that would be The Washington Post) Sunday exclaimed that a once-doubting “scientist” now believed in global warming. A Festivus miracle: he has seen the light.

I think one of the most useless phrases in 21st century politics (or English for that matter) is a “belief” in global warming. Can one “believe” in global warming? Has it now reached religious status? For some I suppose it has.

By definition I suppose we all believe certain things about the weather. I believe June is, on average, warmer than January. I believe snow is colder than rain. I believe Tuesday begins with the letter T and Wednesday begins with the letter W as long as we’re comparing one thing to the next.

What our friends mean, of course, when they say that one believes in global warming is that he or she promotes a public policy designed to lessen its effects. This is several steps removed from reading a thermometer.

I can look at a thermometer and measure temperatures from day to day, week to week, and decade to decade. Has the average temperature on Earth risen slightly in recent years? My friends who do these measurements tell me it has. Okay. Can I assume this trend will continue without abatement? Can I conclude with certainty that it has been the effect of man (aerosol cans and the like) that has caused this temperature rise? When temperatures rose in previous centuries was it the same effect? Did the last Ice Age end when cavemen began driving gas-guzzling cars?

Even if we were to draw a direct link from human activity to temperature change, would we assume that we could not reverse the change without curtailing our activities? Could no one figure out a way to satisfy both desires? The species who has brought us iPhones, iPads, and deep-fried Oreos? The only way for us to survive the next 50 years is to make our lives worse? Require by law that all of us make our lives worse? I can FaceTime with someone in Guam but I can’t buy the light bulb I want?

Let’s set aside “beliefs” of one thing or another when it comes to the weather. To use a much-maligned phrase, it is what it is. So let’s move to the real questions: 1.) Will continued temperature fluctuations adversely affect life on Earth? 2.) Has it been the activities of man that have caused or will cause this havoc? 3.) Will continued activities make our planet uninhabitable? 4.) Are we willing to reduce our lifestyles to reverse the trend? 5.) Are we willing to force our neighbors by government fiat to do likewise?

believe these are much more difficult—and salient—questions.

New Year’s Eve Eve

Gotta love New Year’s Eve on a Saturday.

New Year’s Eve on a Saturday means not only does New Year’s Eve play out over two full days, but New Year’s Day does as well, since New Year’s is on a Sunday and most of the world is taking Monday off as well. So a one-second holiday becomes a four-day bender. Nice.

I vaguely remember such a New Year’s in 2005-2006. I left my house about 8 p.m. on December 31 and came home in March.

Yeah, that was a good one.

Probably won’t be quite as off the hook this year, but it’ll still be good.

It’ll still be good.