Gas prices, smash prices… You want to know the real sign of economic chaos in the country these days? That so-called five-dollar pizza from Little Caesar’s is now $6.49. I’m pretty sure this is how the Great Depression started.

I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again. The funniest outgoing voicemail message I ever heard went like this… This is XXXX. I’m on vacation. If this is an emergency, call someone who cares. Pretty much, yeah.

It was mildly annoying waiting two and a half weeks before I had a night free to see Top Gun: Maverick. Then again, I’ve been waiting for 36 years, so what’s another two weeks? (Pause for effect.) And for the second … Continue reading →

Hold page one… this is news. In the 21st century’s ongoing race to provide unusual snack items there is now this. Wendy’s. Strawberry. Frosty. Whoa. Took Wendy’s 37 years to figure out vanilla, now only another 16 to discover this … Continue reading →

The scales of justice and common sense have turned, and my faith in the Cosmos has been restored. The Golden State Warriors have tied the series in the NBA Finals with a trouncing of the Boston Celtics Sunday night in … Continue reading →