Sometimes you never know

Thus far in my life I’ve been fortunate enough to have attended literally thousands of sporting contests, ranging from tee ball and Pop Warner to various professional leagues.

Ask me the greatest one I ever saw and I’d probably stumble over an answer.

Before yesterday.

Dateline Front Royal, Virginia, July 5, 2026, Mike and Franklin witnessing the Front Royal Cardinals of the Valley Baseball League hosting the Strasburg Express. (Yes, all of those things are real.) With a few hundred local brethren present–I use the term in a literal sense, as it was Saint-something-or-other local church night at the ballpark–my son and I watched zero after zero light up the scoreboard at Bing Crosby Stadium. Yes, that Bing Crosby, who played a benefit show for the local townsfolk in 1950 and so enamored were they the stadium was named in his honor.

Fast forward three quarters of a century, and so we went to the bottom of ninth inning tied at nil. After quickly explaining my son what a “rally cap” was (and demonstrating, of course), the home team advanced three runners to base. Two outs had been made in the process–one at home which would have brought immediate victory–and all the while a storm threatened the park. God himself was lighting up the stands with crackling spark after spark, the glow of electrical discharge followed by roars of thunder topped only by the sounds made by the erstwhile subdued crowd. Fans stood, mouths agape. Ten thousand eyes and five thousand tongues… my God it was “Casey at the Bat.”

Except…

there was joy.

Cardinals batter James Green lines a single to center that plates the winning run, joy abounding Front Royal and the entire Shenandoah Valley. Spelunkers flashed their lights and the organ bellowed in Luray Caverns; the churchgoers became rather unchurchlike. This was the rapture. My son and I high-fived stranger after stranger as we ran through the parking lot, reaching the car just before the deluge of rain.

As we exited amongst the maddening crowds not a soul feared the growing tempest, dancing sans umbrellas and sans shame.

It was… the greatest game I ever saw.

America 250 on the pod

Today on Math and Musings Franklin and I begin a premature celebration of our nation’s semiquincentennial. Highlights include some patriotic trivia and my promoting an event which has since been cancelled. But as I often say, never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

Enjoy!

Soccer on the mind

Nothing is a greater indication of the changing face of America the last 250 years than the fact that as we approach our semiquincentennial the biggest thought on American minds is…

soccer.

Here’s to 250 more years and five more American soccer victories!

MAM heads south to parts mysterious

Today on Math and Musings Franklin and I discuss our recent trip “south of the border.”

Actually, we don’t really cross any borders to get to Norfolk, Va., and vicinity, but given what we witnessed during our few days there we might have well been in another world.

But you’ll have to tune in to find out.

Enjoy!

New book is… something

I’m currently reading a book called Thank You, Teachers, purportedly written by James Patterson, which is to say James Patterson has permitted use of his name on the cover. (Wish I had that kind of pull.)

It’s actually written by teachers themselves, a few dozen of them each contributing a few pages each to what amounts to a series of short stories. There’s the usual feel-good business of inspirational stories, teacher to student and vice versa, but the best vignettes are the straight-up rants and gripe fests teachers have submitted as though posting anonymously to woe-is-me Reddit threads. It’s kind of hilarious, actually, and makes me (and presumably other teachers) feel… good? Is that the right word? Anyway, quality work from Team Patterson collecting these essays from whatever Facebook group got shut down for being too hostile and mean or wherever they got these from.

Funny, most of the complaining teachers are noting something along the lines of not enough young people are entering the profession these days.

Promote this book and ain’t nobody gonna enter the profession ever again!

P.S. Enjoy.

Toy Story 5 brings it

Here are two things I really love to do.

  1. Quote myself.
  2. Fulfill a prophecy.

The last line of text for my Toy Story 4 synopsis in The 365 Greatest Movies Ever Made and the Days You Should Watch Them reads: “And when Toy Story 5 comes out, I’ll see it the first day.”

Well, it wasn’t quite the first day, though seeing a morning showing the second day I suppose counts as the first 24 hours. Yup, I was there, fulfilling a several-year-old prophecy, and let me say Toy Story 5 did not disappoint. It will definitely be in the second edition of 365, though the jury is still out on exactly where. It would make sense to have it on a Friday, completing a business week of Toy Story movies, no? Or do you break these things up, as time passes between the action of the movies as well?

I’ve got some time to think about it. All I can think about now is how great Toy Story 5 was. Hard to believe they’ve been at this for 31 years now, as I’ve gone from barely-too-old for their target audience back in 1995, to exactly in the middle of their target audience in 2026. How, you say? I’m the dad in the story now (and the guy who pays for the movie tickets), and they’re speaking to me in the film as much as they’re speaking to the kids. Without giving anything away the conflict in Toy Story 5 is a battle between the toys in “real life” and the various devices of the digital world. Talk about art imitating life… didn’t need to dig too far into the imagination for that one. Needless to say as you watch the movie you root for the toys, and the real-life relationships they foster. I guess that’s been at the heart of all five of the Toy Story movies, and what puts them a notch above your usual kid-themed drivel.

And when Toy Story 6 comes out… I’ll see it the first day.

This podcast is branded for June 2026

My son pointed out to me at the beginning of this month that every product and company logo in June of 2026 is branded with one of four labels: the World Cup, Pride, America 250, and Toy Story 5.

My initial thought was, Damn, why didn’t I think of that?

Second thought? My son, the insightful observer.

Third thought? That’s this week’s episode of Math and Musings.

Enjoy.

World Cup has me hooked

I’ve pooh-poohed soccer for decades and now I find myself caught up in it, celebrating World Cup action along with everyone else.

Yup, I’m that guy.

In what other sport could you have a day where each of four games ends up in a tie and it was all still pretty interesting?

Part of me was like, what are the odds all four games would be ties?

Actually not that unusual.

And I didn’t mind.

And I can’t wait for today’s action.

Even if the games end in ties.

Any given weekend

It was one of the greatest sports weekends of all time.

The New York Knicks win their first NBA Championship since 1973, exorcising demons I’ve encountered since 1994.

The Carolina Hurricanes went to Vegas to celebrate the 20th anniversary of their only Stanley Cup… and came home with another Stanley Cup.

The U.S. men’s soccer team played its first match of the 2026 World Cup, a convincing win that had me practicing my cry of gooooooal on multiple occasions.

All of this upstaged, of course, by the event of the century, UFC Freedom 250, a full slate of mixed martial arts contests held on the South Lawn of the White House. God that’s gotta be the most awesome thing anybody’s ever come up with.

Summer, we have set the bar high.