Pooh still bringing it

Among other things celebrating its 100th anniversary in 2026 is A.A. Milne’s Winnie-the-Pooh. (Jury’s still out on the hyphens, but more on that later.)

Pooh technically appeared in print for the first time Christmas Eve 1925 (in London’s Evening News), then appeared in his first collection of stories the following year. Pooh Bear would later appear in other written stories, stage productions, musical comedies, movies, vinyl records, and Disney souvenir shops worldwide. Pooh’s up there on the Mount Rushmore of anthropomorphic characters with Mickey Mouse and Tony the Tiger and like, recognized the world over.

It’s the stories, though, that have me hooked a century later. Lately I’ve been re-reading (or reading) the Milne originals and I’ve been, let’s be honest, pleasantly surprised at how good they are. Sure, there’s a formula; that’s the point. There are also recurring lines and themes that reward the careful and habitual reader, and allusions to human elements that still play a hundred years on. Similar to Peanuts in a way, it’s relatable to both children and adults.

I guess I never realized, as a kid, the structure of the Pooh stories. The narrator is Milne, as a father reading to his son. His son’s name is Christopher Robin, as the character in the story is also named. So it becomes a story within a story, sometimes written in the third person, sometimes in the first person, and sometimes actually in the second person, as the narrator/Milne describes Christopher (sometimes the character, sometimes the boy) and his actions. Christopher Robin the “real” boy can interrupt the narrator, kind of like Socrates and Plato, except here Socrates is documenting the story as he and Plato discuss.

It all adds up to great questions of life and relationships and the structure of storytelling. The structure of names as well, as I’m still trying to determine whether Winnie-the-Pooh includes hyphens or no. I’ve seen it both ways, and I suppose I could argue either (it’s a name, after all, and can be spelled and punctuated in any manner), but focusing too much on any one aspect I suppose takes away from the gestalt.

Cent’anni, Pooh, and Mr Milne. Hyphens or no, I do love what follows.

Party like it’s 1999

If you’re not on the Knicks bandwagon by now… it’s time.

The beloved team of my youth has been on some kind of a hot streak recently, seemingly winning each of its games by about 30 points. They’ve coasted to an Eastern Conference championship where they will face their opponents from the 1999 Finals, the San Antonio Spurs. This is the redemption tour, salving both that 27-year-old wound and the crushing defeat in the ’94 Finals from which I don’t think I ever quite recovered. I was 12 years old that year, fitting that this redemption season would come as my son turns said age.

Life always gives you a second chance.

Or, sometimes you make the God damn second chance happen yourself.

Either way, I’m pretty psyched about a potential Knicks title for the first time in my lifetime.

Final(s) note: Matt Piper at The Athletic reports he went to a “diehard Knicks fan’s” wedding this weekend, and the groom kept asking for the score during the reception. Wrong. A true fan would have his phone out, wedding reception or no. It’s important to set that precedent early in a marriage.

Dazed date turns 50

I’m the movie-on-a-particular-day guy (I wrote the book on it), so I’ve got to point out when there’s a really good one.

The final day of school at Lee High School in the movie Dazed and Confused is May 28, 1976. (For those of you a bit dazed and/or confused, that means the 50th anniversary is tomorrow.) Sure, Dazed didn’t come out until 1993, but it takes place in a single day (well, overnight), May 28, 1976.

In my book I have it to watch on June 9, because May 28 just seemed too early to end a schoolyear.

Southern schools always ended their years early…

until I started teaching at one, but I digress.

And I know what movie I’m watching tomorrow night.

The short version

This weekend I attended a wedding not too far from my hometown, seeing some people I hadn’t seen in quite a number of years. They needed an update. Explaining my current life is easy enough, though explaining how I got here is like giving someone really bad driving directions and saying “did that make sense?”

None of it makes any sense, and I’m not sure whether sifting through my content from the past 25 years makes it more clear or actually less clear. Eventually I settled on this link, 13 minutes of random quotes that, taken as a whole, kind of sum up everything somehow.

I’m going to publish as a book someday, working title Time Doesn’t Grow on Trees.

That probably doesn’t make any sense out of context, but that’s the whole point, right?

Makes sense?

I never gave up

The New York Knicks pulled off one of the greatest comebacks I’ve ever seen last night, something akin to the Vineland Thorns beating the Magma for the roarball Claw.

(Sorry, I watched Goat this weekend too and have such on the brain.)

Not only did the Knicks win the game, but because it went into overtime and they had a chance to pull away, actually ended up covering and helping bettors all over the tri-state area and beyond.

Gotta love this.

Snacking Seinfeld-style

The last few months I’ve been rewatching every episode of Seinfeld, in order, as they appeared on this thing called “TV” last century.

Of all the self-imposed goals I’ve made for myself in life, this has probably been one of the more enjoyable.

As they did 30 years ago, the shows have spilled over into my regular life, and this past week I found myself challenged with the “Seinfeld Trifecta” of snacks. (Let the record show I had many more than three to choose from; this was just the start.)

Junior Mints, a black-and-white cookie, and a Snickers bar… eaten with a knife and fork.

Someday my son will get all these references; for now he’s just enjoying the food!

It’s not half a word, it’s a possessive

I’ve done the bit for years… President’s Day, Presidents’ Day, Washington-Lincoln Day… you get the idea. It’s funny because everyone is right and everyone is wrong all at the same time. I usually go with “Presidents’ Day,” although my own state–that would be Virginia–still calls it George Washington Day. (A hundred and sixty-one years after the Civil War, many people ’round these parts still don’t take too kindly to Mr. Lincoln.)

Five years ago I noted that officially Mother’s Day is spelled as such. The holiday’s founder, a Ms. Anna Jarvis really did codify it as such back in 1912. A singular possessive, celebrating one’s own mother.

I’ve evolved on my opinion of farmers market. I used to write “farmers’ market,” but now I’m beyond thinking it’s any one farmer’s market, or a consortium of farmers that conduct a market. “Farmers” is simply an adjective modifying “market,” rendering the apostrophe unnecessary. (I’m usually the apostrophe apologist, yet here I am suggesting it vanish.)

I think I’m going to start doing the same for Presidents Day. And dang I’d do the same for Mothers but for the aforementioned Ms. Jarvis.

Could have saved us a lot of trouble a century later.

Keep this in mind, everybody.