Never in my life had I heard more advertisements for anything, ever, as I did this weekend for the beginning of Daylight Savings Time.
Everywhere I went people–in person and virtually–were encouraging me to prepare to set my clocks ahead, encouraging me to set my clocks ahead, and then following up and checking whether I had set my clocks ahead.
I never had this kind of warning or encouragement when, you know, we actually had to set our clocks ahead.
This is 2026; the things that tell time just know to change when they’re supposed to. I don’t think I could adjust the time on my phone or computer if I tried.
In an earlier era, when, as once described on an episode of Seinfeld, “they just tell you the night before,” yeah, people would screw this up all the time. But now? I have no recourse against whatever time my phone says it is. None of us does. If the phones ever wanted to conspire against us… they totally could.
Don’t give ’em any ideas.
Oh crap, they probably just saw that. No sense in deleting, some AI bot already scraped it.
Shoot. Sorry, everyone.