World Cup Final set

So it seems Monday’s post didn’t actually post until Tuesday, and I assure you, dear reader, it had nothing to do with the fact that I was “on vacation.” (I’m kind of always on vacation, so that’s a moot point anyway.)

Being out of town for me doesn’t mean not working but rather existing with unreliable Internet, hence the delay.

So I figured I should delay this one too, plus it would give me a chance to see who won the England-Argentina World Cup semifinal. Or rather, Inglaterra-Argentina, as went the broadcast I was watching at my neighborhood coffeehouse.

What a game it was, winner not decided until the final moments, as Argentina pulled out some Argentina magic yet again. Just wow.

Question is… can they do it one more time?

Since Franklin and I will discuss other subjects on the podcast this Friday, might as well pose the question now, for whenever this posts.

We’re good luck

Saturday night my son and I were in Salisbury, Maryland, to see the Delmarva Shorebirds take on the Kannapolis Cannon Ballers. (I swear both of those team names are real.) The Shorebirds are the single-A affiliate of the Baltimore Orioles, meaning Franklin and I have now completed the set as far as seeing Orioles farm teams. And damned if the Shorebirds didn’t play like a double or triple-A team against some rookie league washouts, whipping the Cannon Ballers 8-0. It was Franklin’s fourth win in a row, the third in three different states, and back-to-back shutouts!

   Clearly a good luck charm wherever he goes.

It was fun while it lasted

Like most Americans the past few weeks I invested far too much in this thing called soccer and the tournament known as the World Cup.

Monday afternoon my son and I shared a pair of authentic experiences, first watching the Spain-Portugal match in a Mexican bar, then watching the U.S.-Belgium match at home with hot dogs and Coca-Cola. Unfortunately that latter match was very authentic, with the Americans playing like, well, the 20th century version of Americans playing soccer.

Classic. Unfortunately.

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Sometimes you never know

Thus far in my life I’ve been fortunate enough to have attended literally thousands of sporting contests, ranging from tee ball and Pop Warner to various professional leagues.

Ask me the greatest one I ever saw and I’d probably stumble over an answer.

Before yesterday.

Dateline Front Royal, Virginia, July 5, 2026, Mike and Franklin witnessing the Front Royal Cardinals of the Valley Baseball League hosting the Strasburg Express. (Yes, all of those things are real.) With a few hundred local brethren present–I use the term in a literal sense, as it was Saint-something-or-other local church night at the ballpark–my son and I watched zero after zero light up the scoreboard at Bing Crosby Stadium. Yes, that Bing Crosby, who played a benefit show for the local townsfolk in 1950 and so enamored were they the stadium was named in his honor.

Fast forward three quarters of a century, and so we went to the bottom of ninth inning tied at nil. After quickly explaining my son what a “rally cap” was (and demonstrating, of course), the home team advanced three runners to base. Two outs had been made in the process–one at home which would have brought immediate victory–and all the while a storm threatened the park. God himself was lighting up the stands with crackling spark after spark, the glow of electrical discharge followed by roars of thunder topped only by the sounds made by the erstwhile subdued crowd. Fans stood, mouths agape. Ten thousand eyes and five thousand tongues… my God it was “Casey at the Bat.”

Except…

there was joy.

Cardinals batter James Green lines a single to center that plates the winning run, joy abounding Front Royal and the entire Shenandoah Valley. Spelunkers flashed their lights and the organ bellowed in Luray Caverns; the churchgoers became rather unchurchlike. This was the rapture. My son and I high-fived stranger after stranger as we ran through the parking lot, reaching the car just before the deluge of rain.

As we exited amongst the maddening crowds not a soul feared the growing tempest, dancing sans umbrellas and sans shame.

It was… the greatest game I ever saw.

Soccer on the mind

Nothing is a greater indication of the changing face of America the last 250 years than the fact that as we approach our semiquincentennial the biggest thought on American minds is…

soccer.

Here’s to 250 more years and five more American soccer victories!

New book is… something

I’m currently reading a book called Thank You, Teachers, purportedly written by James Patterson, which is to say James Patterson has permitted use of his name on the cover. (Wish I had that kind of pull.)

It’s actually written by teachers themselves, a few dozen of them each contributing a few pages each to what amounts to a series of short stories. There’s the usual feel-good business of inspirational stories, teacher to student and vice versa, but the best vignettes are the straight-up rants and gripe fests teachers have submitted as though posting anonymously to woe-is-me Reddit threads. It’s kind of hilarious, actually, and makes me (and presumably other teachers) feel… good? Is that the right word? Anyway, quality work from Team Patterson collecting these essays from whatever Facebook group got shut down for being too hostile and mean or wherever they got these from.

Funny, most of the complaining teachers are noting something along the lines of not enough young people are entering the profession these days.

Promote this book and ain’t nobody gonna enter the profession ever again!

P.S. Enjoy.