Remember Wheat Thins?

You remember Wheat Thins. The early ’90s “healthy” snack back before healthy snacking was a thing.

They’re still around, and I picked up a package the other day for the first time in probably 25 years. They tasted great.

You know why?

The third ingredient is sugar!

No wonder they’re good, and no wonder the whole “health food” business is just a lot of lip service.

This may portend the end of times.

Well, you heard it here first.