Warriors one-off is best show in D.C.

In 1965 golfer Bobby Jones said of a young Jack Nicklaus, “He plays a game with which I am not familiar” (or something to that effect).

Watching the Golden State Warriors bring their magic show to the floor against any other NBA team reminds me of that sentiment.

Wednesday night I was treated to not one but two broadcasts of the Warriors against my hometown Wizards (thanks, local TV station). Sort of a one-sided ass-whooping from the word go, though the Wiz did make a game of it in the second half thanks to some spot-on play from John Wall. Completely overshadowed, of course, by the greatest show on hardwood.

The Warriors of 2015-16 have won 45 of their 49 games played. Yes, that’s on pace for a record. How do they do it? Hocus pocus, more or less. They’ve wowed and cowed so many other teams this season that one can’t help rooting for them, no matter the hometown allegiance. Indeed there were many oohs and ahhs for the boys from Oakland at the Verizon Center Wednesday night, a deference reserved for no other visiting team.

They say that football markets its teams, baseball its history, hockey its sport, and basketball its stars. The Golden State Warriors have defied this model. Yes, the team has stars, but they’re not flashy or braggadocious in the manner of a Kobe, LeBron, or Bulls-era Michael (all of whom got their individual respect in D.C., though it did not extend to their teams). Stephen Curry may be the best player in the world but he doesn’t act like it. He scored a quiet 51 points in Wednesday’s game.

Quiet 51?

Draymond Green had a quiet triple-double.

Quiet triple-double?

It’s a cliché, but the Warriors play as a team. They’re unselfish. And they put on a show. Don’t think Showtime Lakers or the Miami LeBrons. Kerr’s kids just go about their business. Bird-era Celtics? Teams led by Wooden or Smith?

The only example I can imagine from my own lifetime was the late-’80s/early-’90s UNLV teams under Jerry Tarkanian, beating up on Big West Conference opponents en route to an NCAA Tournament berth. It just looked like they were playing a different game than everyone else. Not beating up literally like Pistons Bad Boys or Georgetown of a few years before. Not one-man wrecking crews following Pistol Pete or Ralph Sampson or Austin Carr. The Warriors are a team of stars, playing as a team, and they’ve got youth on their side as well. They play a fast, perimeter game that’s somehow still stingy on D, and look cool doing it too.

It’s a game with which I am completely unfamiliar.

The best thing on TV

I used to think that there was no better theatre than politics on TV. One might think that this would be especially true in 2016. Bernie? The Donald? Come on! These guys are the SNL versions of themselves playing themselves in real life!

However…

Caucuses, primaries, debates, coin flips or no, the best thing on TV today is The People v. O.J. Simpson. If you missed last night’s premiere episode on FX, do yourself a favor and find it. It’s even more entertaining than when it was real.

I don’t care if 99% of it is made up or exaggerated, this is what I want to watch on TV. The cast is A-listers a mile long, playing people who became or already were famous themselves. Gotta love that.

Thanks, TV, for keeping me away from the real world just a little bit longer.

Back to work

I’ve got to say I’m a big fan of 10-day weekends and I think we should have them more often. That being said, I think I’m not alone when I say that getting back to work today is not going to come easy.

Two-hour delay gonna make that transition nice and smooth.

 

Ten and a half-day weekend.

 

Trump comes out on top at GOP debate

I watched three minutes of last night’s Republican Presidential candidates’ debate on the Fox News Channel. That was enough for me.

Of course I wanted to see whether The Man, Donald Trump, would appear on stage. He did not. I figured it would be worth my time to see what the other candidates had to say in his absence, so I stuck with it for another two and a half minutes. The first speaker, Senator Ted Cruz, began with a crack about Donald Trump. The second speaker, Senator Mark Rubio, began with a crack about Donald Trump.

Owning the stage when you’re not even there. That’s a winner.

Still sheltered from the storm

Day Five of being snowed in and it’s starting to get a little dull.

 

Nah, who am I kidding? It’s been great! I have especially enjoyed wasting all of this free time when I could have been doing something productive.

Ha.

Wednesday I usually comment on something from my hometown paper (that’s The Washington Post) but I’m eschewing that today. You see, I never got around to reading the paper this weekend. I’m sure it’s out there on my lawn… somewhere… and I’ll find it in about April.

Until then… let the Simpsons marathon continue!

Snow Day 2 (and 3)

So yeah, the storm turned out to be serious business. Being from upstate New York I think I’m qualified to call myself an expert on such things, and I’ll say this one was a doozy. Twenty-two inches of snow outside my door, though I know places around me received much more. No school today or tomorrow for me or my friends, and I don’t plan to go anywhere or do anything. Luckily (or perhaps by design) I’m at a point in my life where no one relies on me and I don’t really rely on anyone else, so I can sort of live in my little bubble and not talk to anyone when such things occur. Thanks, everyone else, for making the world work! I appreciate it!

Snow Day!

There’s not a flake of snow on the ground, of course, but you can’t beat the drums for a blizzard all week and then not even cancel school.

I’ll take a snow day on the come any day of the week and I mean that literally.

This is the first snow day that has worked in my favor in sixteen years and I’ll take it.

I’ll take it.

Everything wrong with society today

Guys are simple creatures. They like sports, beer, and action movies. If you give them one of those things, they’ll be content.

This, from playboy.com, former bastion of classiness and sophistication, now gone the way of the rest of the world.

Yup, civilization is doomed.

This is like National Review endorsing Bernie Sanders for president. Or PETA endorsing Colonel Sanders for president.

Yup, it’s over.

How to celebrate today

When you’re a white guy who doesn’t go in for political correctness you might be stumped for things to do on Martin Luther King Day. Personally I think your best bet is just to lay low, say nothing, and enjoy the day off. Me, I’m going to be catching up on some old (when I say old I mean like a few months old) TV shows that have caught my attention and interest recently.

Not long ago, and after much delay, I got back into watching BoJack Horseman on Netflix and I must say that show found itself toward the end of Season One and into Season Two. It’s worth muddling through some subpar episodes in the middle to get to this point, and if you’ve got the time today I say go for it.

Secondly I recommend Amazon’s The Man in the High Castle. Based on Philip K. Dick’s 1962 novel, Castle presents a post-World War II America in which the Axis powers defeated the Allies. The Empire of Japan administers our West Coast and the Nazis rule the East, with a sort of Wild West neutral zone of resistance existing in the inner regions. It’s compelling stuff, and at least one example that Amazon’s original programming is up to that of Netflix.

Good job, world. Good job.

Dr. King would be proud.

No, I didn’t win the Powerball jackpot

I sat with trepidation Wednesday night watching the billion-dollar Powerball jackpot numbers drawn. I thought for sure that because I secretly did not want to win—fearful of the headaches the money would no doubt cause—that fate would surely bring said billion my way.

No. That strategy didn’t work either.

Or maybe it did.

Because after all, if I did hit the Powerball jackpot, I would write this exact same post, wouldn’t I?