Fall is really here

The end of summer yields disappointment, no doubt, yet brings forth two important beacons of encouragement (is that redundant?) as well.

They are: football… and Tony Kornheiser.

Yes, Mr. Tony has emerged from his summer holiday, yesterday launching his “new” daily podcast, available wherever podcasts are sold. The new angle of Tony’s show is that it is now podcast-only, no longer a tape-delayed version of what appeared on radio. Tony’s not on radio anymore, which may bring about the ultimate death knell for that medium. If a famously-Luddite geezer like Tony Kornheiser moves into cyberspace… terrestrial radio is kaput.

I’m happy to report The Tony Kornheiser Show podcast is hardly distinguishable from its predecessor. I suppose it makes a difference only if you lived in the Washington, D.C., area and were home between eleven and one to listen to it live. If you were listening to it via the podcast all along, there’s no difference. Same players, same guests, same roundtable discussions, same silliness masquerading as adult talk (or is it the other way around?).

The reason I love The Tony Kornheiser Show more than most programming is that it is not rushed, and the podcast format only reinforces that. There are no timetables, no deadlines, no engineer pointing to his watch. It’s like a real conversation, one that is marked only by a logical flow, not commercial breaks.

Kind of like a blog, no?

Long weekend spoiled

Rule number one if you want to win a football game: overtime or no, don’t give up 50 points.

Thank you, University of Texas, for ruining an otherwise enjoyable weekend.

The only thing that can salvage such a display is a day off to ruminate on such gridiron disappointment.

Thanks, nineteenth century labor unions.

Controversy comes to the NFL again

Much has been made over San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick’s decision not to stand for pregame performances of our national anthem.

Sit, stand, do cartwheels; it’s really not my place to tell someone what to do so long as it is not blatantly harmful to others. Am I generally in the habit of standing during such occasions? Of course. Do I stand as well during the infrequent times in which I find myself hearing another nation’s anthem, or some public display I do not promote? Of course. Because not doing so usually just ends up being pretty silly.

Here’s what I find useless about Colin Kaepernick’s “stand.”

1. Kaepernick is a millionaire professional athlete, not exactly the downtrodden type who’s down for the struggle. (I know, that one was easy.)

2. Kaepernick grew up with (adoptive) white parents, went to college, and recently signed a $114 million contract to play football for the next five years.

3. Kaepernick was once one of the better quarterbacks in the league, but lost his starting job last season and was in danger of not making the team this year, even before his current controversy.

4. Outside those who follow the NFL, no one knows who the hell this guy is.

5. There is no other way to say it: Kaepernick’s blackness is ambiguous at best. I swear to Jeebus I didn’t realize he was black until last week.

Bottom line: Colin Kaepernick has got to be poorer, better, famouser, or blacker for his protest to mean something.

Change of seasons

Today is the final day of August, though as long as you don’t own a thermometer summer ended some time ago. It’s hard to still think it’s “summer” when you’re a full week into the school year, regardless of whether it’s 95 degrees out.

Today is the final preseason game for my hometown Redskins, with but a week to go before the NFL season kicks off for real.

Nice.

This weekend? Sweet, sweet college football, with some Top 25 matchups already on the bill.

This, my friends, is the greatest part of the sports year.

Gotta hand it to M-E

The new darlings of the sports world are a group of 11 and 12-year-olds from Endwell, New York. They play baseball. And they are the new Little League World Series champions.

Endwell is but a pop fly from where I grew up in Binghamton, New York… home of carousels, spiedies, and (formerly) the B.C. Open. It didn’t take much to get everyone in America rooting for these boys, just a win here, a win there, and the backing of major league baseball’s commissioner, himself a native of upstate New York.

I have no connection to the team, of course, and how different is one group of kids I don’t know from another? Nothing. Yet still I felt good watching the boys from America’s “Mid-Atlantic” play South Korea in yesterday’s final.

What made it super awesome?

Everybody felt good about it.

Congrats, M-E.

The nightmares have already begun

An article in last Sunday’s Washington Post describes the horrors that would be inflicted upon the art world were Donald Trump to become president. Yup, this was a news story. Theoretical imaginations of life under an authoritarian dictator. Good Lord. Trump? He sounds like a thug so he probably hates art. This is news.

Oh that I could actually find a politician who would cut public funding for the arts. Seriously. And I’m an artist. I think the greatest thing that could happen to the arts in general would be to have the government play no role in their creation or development. (The problem is, even with a no-nonsense president you could never get Congress to go along with it… too many people benefit from the current arrangement. And the thought that any president in 2017 could unilaterally censor private artistic display is patently absurd.)

Simply stated, “the arts” tend to flourish where freedom is embraced, not where so-called artists work for government grants and public sponsors. I’d favor a true free market of art, where buyers and sellers contracted for one another’s wares without the heavy hand of government.

Whether that government is blatantly thuggish or the thugs in sheep’s clothes we have now.

Back to school

Can you believe it? Back to school today? August 24? Well, I did get 10 days off in a row last January for a snowstorm.

Anyway, I’m happy that for the first time in 17 years I know where I’m going on the first day of school, and hopefully it’ll be the same place until the last day of school.

Which I’m already looking forward to.

They say six is sugar

Sunday is my sixth wedding anniversary. Six isn’t exactly a milestone but a day to celebrate nonetheless. Heck, when you’re as lucky as I am, you celebrate every day. Here’s to Mrs. O’Connell and the boy (our boy) who makes me so happy… every day.

Sports and politics collide again

It’s in the news every so often: the possibility of the Washington Redskins football club moving to a new home when its lease expires at FedEx Field. It interests me because one of the locations discussed is my home county of Loudoun, Virginia. Governor Terry McAuliffe last week joined the band of drummers banging out that beat.

Already home to the Redskins’ training facility and corporate headquarters, Loudoun County offers an interesting option for the Burgundy and Gold. It’s Redskins territory, no question, and nobody out here cares about the offensiveness of the name, but I wonder whether this move to Northern Virginia would make the ‘skins undoubtedly a Virginia team, alienating fans in nearby Maryland (where the team’s current stadium lives). Marylanders have this other team up the road in Baltimore, one who’s actually had some success this century. I worry that moving to the wilds of Virginia would make this division complete.

Personally I’d love to have an NFL stadium up the road from me. Same reason I love that new Metro line they are (read: you are) building out here. I’m never going to use it, but it’s still going to increase my property value. I know, I know, I’ll have to pay for it; no stadium gets built without public money these days. But you’ll have to pay for it too! Ha-ha!

When sports and politics collide there’s always a few pennies here and there to ick up among the rubble.