Christmas movies

There are three Christmas movies that stand out above all others and must be watched each year in the days leading up to the big day. They are: Home Alone (now 25 years old… wow), A Christmas Story, and It’s a Wonderful Life. I’d say they should be watched in that order, on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th, because somehow that just makes sense. Television stations will help you out on this one because these movies will be shown pretty much constantly this week.

The sort of “sleeper” pick for me as great Christmas movie, one that I must watch every year is Bad Santa, an underrated vehicle for Billy Bob Thorton as a boozing, thieving, department store Santa. Yes, the film is a bit silly, but isn’t everything, really? Don’t watch this one with your kids, though, as it is definitely not family friendly.

I should add that each year between Christmas and New Year’s I must watch the movie Diner, one of my favorites of all time. Sort of a Christmas movie, the action begins on December 25, 1959, and shows the week leading up to New Year’s 1960. It’s a movie about life and love and of growing up. I liked it when I was in high school, in college, post-college, and I still like it now. I think I’ll have Franklin watch it when he’s about 15.

And Bad Santa when he’s 27.

Christmas albums

Pretty much every commercial recording artist over the past 60 years or so has produced at least one album of Christmas music. Some are pretty good. Some are pretty terrible. But there are three that stand out for me above all others. They are:

A Jolly Christmas from Frank Sinatra… Frank Sinatra, 1957

This was sort of the one that started it all, Frank’s 1957 effort accompanied by the great Gordon Jenkins and the Ralph Brewer Singers. There’s actually some thought behind the track listing on this one that’s not so obvious on Spotify: Side One of the original record features “popular” Christmas songs such as “Jingle Bells” and “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” while Side Two contains churchy titles such as “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing” and “Silent Night.” Once again proving his great depth as an artist, Sinatra shines in either setting.

A Charlie Brown Christmas… Vince Guaraldi Trio, 1965

This is the album that accompanies the TV special, which features little snippets of Vince and his trio. Completely synonymous with Christmastime, no album conveys the joy and playfulness of the holidays while giving hints to its seriousness as well.

A Swingin’ Christmas… Tony Bennett with the Count Basie Big Band, 2008

Forty years after Tony Bennett recorded his first Christmas album he returned to the studio to do it again, producing a record even better than his first. Proof that at 82, the guy could still swing. Backed on some tracks by his jazz quartet and on others by the Count Basie Big Band (if you can pull that off you can swing), Christmas has never swung better.

Holiday sit-coms

Of the literally thousands of holiday-themed TV sit-com episodes produced through the years there are half a dozen that stand out for me above all others and must be watched every December. Otherwise Christmas doesn’t really come.

Four of these episodes are actually from the same series: The Wonder Years, which owns Christmas like Roseanne owned Halloween and Cheers ruined all other Thanksgiving episodes with “Thanksgiving Orphans.” The Wonder Years came out with Christmas episodes in Seasons Two, Four, Five, and Six, and they are all excellent in their own ways. Like the series itself, one sees Kevin growing up through Christmases, from the awkwardness of teenage gift giving to the realities of Christmas we face as grownups. Thank you, again, Netflix, for making it so easy for me to retrieve these episodes and watch them repeatedly.

Next on our list is, of course, “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire,” actually the first ever real full-length episode of The Simpsons. Now more than 25 years old, there is nothing more heartwarming than seeing a dysfunctional family win at Christmastime.

And speaking of dysfunctional families, there is the Costanzas. Yup, Frank, Estelle, and George Costanza, who have been celebrating “Festivus” (a holiday for the rest of us) since George was a boy. Perhaps more than no other Seinfeld reference, Festivus has entered our lives and lexicon and I’m sure one day will replace the official Christmas when the PC crowd finally gets its way.

Let the airing of grievances begin!

God closes a door…

Kudos to the writers of Fargo’s Season Two finale which aired Monday on FX. It was the writing more than anything which had me hooked, and kept me from saying “great series, bad finale,” as I often do. No, Fargo Season Two was an excellent set of episodes capped by a really good finale.

So now what am I supposed to do?

Yes, yes, I know, Christmas and all that jazz. Plus I’m happy to see that Serial has now begun its own Season Two with its podcasts now available Thursdays wherever podcasts are sold.

You need something better? I’ve got it.

Say hello to the Monmouth Hawks basketball program, worldbeaters from West Long Branch, New Jersey.

Coached by Binghamton all-everything legend King Rice, the Hawks of Monmouth have now in this still-young season topped name-brand opponents UCLA, USC, Notre Dame, and, as of last night, my “hometown” Hoyas of Georgetown. Last night’s win was the first time Monmouth had beaten a Big East conference member, a 15-point victory right down the street here at Verizon Center.

Remind the big schools not to schedule that Monmouth team anymore as an early-season cupcake opponent.

 

June in January (or something like that)

Up and down the east coast yesterday and today we’re experiencing some very un-Decemberlike temperatures, no doubt pleasing many and positively alarming others. Politics aside and objectively speaking, I saw yesterday’s weather as neither good nor bad, but merely a manifestation of a bigger issue that has been fomenting for some time.

I’ve noticed that over the last 10 years or so Decembers have become warmer, while Februarys and Marches have become colder and more snow-laden. It’s gotten to the point that I expect more snowfall in March than I do in December, regardless of what the calendar says or how I used to think of those months as a kid.

There’s a simple explanation and it has nothing to do with handwringing over global warming or carbon emissions or hybrid cars or anything like that.

We’ve simply screwed up the calendar.

Think about it. Let’s say we were off the mark with the whole 365 days thing. Let’s say the number of days in an actual year is more like 367 or 368. (Perhaps we’ve been unnecessarily shorting February all these years.) If we cut two or three days from every year, in time we’d be days and weeks off the mark from what the actual date was. Such a thing would not be without precedent: let us not forget the great calendar change of 1752.

I think it’s probably closer to the middle of October right now than the middle of December. By the time the real December rolls around we’ll be calling it February. So when those mid-March snows come along we really shouldn’t be that surprised. After all, it’s really only January. Back when I was a kid it was cold in January and it still should be now.

I guess the question remains how did we get off track. Personally I think it has something to do with Y2K. That seems to be about when winter started showing up later and lingering a little longer. We never did find out what the real Y2K bugaboo was, so this was probably it. Damn that Y2K messing up my St. Patrick’s Day 14 years later. Who knows what’s next? NCAA Tournament games cancelled due to snow? Caddies carrying shovels around the greens at Augusta? Horses dashing through the snow at Churchill Downs?

Only misplaced time will tell.

Cent’anni, Sinatra!

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One of America’s greatest icons would have turned 100 years old tomorrow. I hesitate to say musical icons or performing icons or acting icons, because such adjectives barely scratch the surface of who Frank Sinatra was and what he still means to people. Singer, actor, lover, fighter, hero… he was all those things and more. And of course he did it his way.

I don’t think there’s anything I’m going to add to the great Sinatra lexicon today on my two-bit blog that hasn’t been stated already. There are more biographies and documentaries about Frank Sinatra than perhaps anyone else, with the possible exceptions of Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy. Unlike those two men (the latter of whom he may have actually made President), Sinatra lived to old age, and plied his trade right up until the end. He entertained for kings and queens and common folk, and for every generation from bobby soxers to millenials. In fact, through the magic of recorded music and film, of course he still entertains today in our new century, as he will in his new century that begins tomorrow.

Someone once said Frank Sinatra pretty much ruined it for everyone who ever wanted to stand in front of a band and sing. Yup. You’re going to be compared to Sinatra and fall short.

Will there ever be anyone like him? Not a chance. Quite simply there are too many people trying to be famous these days for any one of them to have as much market share as Sinatra did in his early days. Overall I suppose this is a good thing—that so many people now can crawl out of the factories and the coal mines and pursue art—but that dilution produces only a smattering of success across a larger group. Sinatra came up in the era in which most people did work in coal mines and factories, and only the truly talented crawled out. One became famous by performing in front of actual people… and being great at it.

And he kept it up for six decades.

For a long time I considered Frank Sinatra my ultimate idol in all respects. In recent years I’ve realized that one’s true idols should be those one knows and sees up close, but that was the thing about Sinatra: I felt as though I did know him. It’s a cliché but it’s true: every performance was a glimpse into the life of Frank Sinatra. As the man himself said, “When I sing, I’m honest.”

A few weeks ago I went to a party to celebrate Frank Sinatra’s centennial. A birthday party. For someone we didn’t know and had been dead for almost 20 years. Yup. This was the power of Frank Sinatra.

Italians have a saying: cent’anni. Literally it means 100 years, but has the context of 100 years of health and goodness, etc. For Frank Sinatra it certainly has been cent’anni, and for nearly all of that, he’s brought cent’anni to all of us as well.

Here’s to cent’anni more.

Still dancin’ at 50!

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It was 50 years ago this evening that audiences were first treated to an instant classic: A Charlie Brown Christmas. No TV special is more synonymous with any holiday than the Peanuts gang and its jazzy romp through the ups and downs of the Christmas season.

I enjoyed A Charlie Brown Christmas when I was a kid, I enjoyed it as a young adult, and I enjoy it now watching with a kid of my own. That’s the beauty of Peanuts, actually: it works for kids and grownups alike. Ditto Christmas, ditto joy and sadness, ditto the music of Vince Guaraldi. Ever think about that one? Why does Vince Guaraldi’s music sound so perfect on the early Charlie Brown specials? As other reviewers have noted, it does exactly what Peanuts does: shows a childlike playfulness and an adult sophistication at the same time. (Damn I wish I’d come up with that!)

Charlie Brown, you look as good in 2015 as ever.

And as your friends tell you every year…

Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!!!

The good and bad of TV

You were thinking I’d have something glowing to say about last night’s Grammy tribute to Frank Sinatra.

Nope. Didn’t watch it. Couldn’t run the risk of seeing the worst thing in the world: pop stars doing bad impressions of Frank Sinatra. There are about three or four singers alive today who are even fit to carry Sinatra’s microphone case, and if I want to I’ll see their shows instead.

Tonight, though, is must-see TV. Second-to-last episode of this season of Fargo and the first-place Redskins on Monday Night Football? I’ll take that any day of the week.

Christmas specials to watch in December (or Christmas won’t actually come)

  1. A Charlie Brown Christmas
  2. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
  3. Frosty the Snowman
  4. Frosty Returns
  5. How the Grinch Stole Christmas
  6. A Garfield Christmas

 

There are many other good ones, and I’ll probably watch those as well, but these are the ones that definitely have to happen every year. I have each of these on a VHS tape I’ve been plugging into my VCR every December since 1997. Yup, they’re all on one tape I recorded off TV that year. I’ve enjoyed reliving my childhood this year with my son, who now understands a little bit about the holiday (or can at least recognize Santa or a snowman).

I’ve also introduced him to the lost art of fast-forwarding through commercials when watching old VHS tapes on TV.