I should be used to this by now

I’m not sure who originally put a curse on my hometown NBA team (that would be the Washington Wizards), but it goes back to the previous century and has withstood every reverse hex I’ve ever tried.

The thing I always tell my students?

The Wizards were terrible even when they had Michael Jordan.

(Yes, kids, Jordan used to play right here in D.C. And the team still stunk.)

Today the Wiz find themselves in a tough position: tied for the worst record in the NBA.

It might be time to update the old joke about the Washington Senators.

First in war, first in peace… last in the NBA.

Ouch.

Sleepless in Seattle

Though I live about 2300 miles away, I’ve been watching with interest this year’s Seattle mayoral race. Two candidates with wildly different political views, wildly different campaign styles, a David and a Goliath, an insider and an outsider, an incumbent and a neophyte challenger.

Oh, and one of the candidates is a childhood friend I’ve known for over 30 years.

Nearly a week post-election the race is still “undecided.” On Election Night the incumbent mayor, Bruce Harrell, led by about seven percentage points. (It galls the math teacher to hear “leads by seven percent”; let’s at least agree on that one.) I figured, eh, it was fun while it lasted.

But all I’ve heard for nearly a week is that somehow this lead is not what it seems. The late-arriving ballots always lean “progressive.”

I’m not sure which is more depressing: that the media are so enamored of calling a horse race that they’ll make a blowout seem close by any lies necessary, or that “late-arriving” ballots really do lean progressive; it just takes them a while to figure out how to get that cheating operation to look clean.

Some sleepless nights involved in whoever’s pulling strings and drawing lots in this scheme. I’m sure the good people of Seattle are going to get what they deserve.

Washington’s one of like 8 or 10 states I’ve never been to. However this one plays out, I think I’m going to keep it that way for the next four years.

I can’t believe I’m saying it, but I prefer the Washington on this side of the country.

Twenty years later

The most talked about episode of Politics After Dark aired on November 8, 2005. My guest that night was one Joseph P. Sullivan, City Council candidate in Binghamton’s Fourth Ward.

We didn’t talk about politics.

I asked Joe a series of relatively inane questions, but the rapport we’d developed over nearly 20 years of friendship really came through, if I do say so myself.

And I do.

It was one of the most fun 30-minute periods I’d ever had.

Less than four months later Joe was dead. No more TV appearances, no more conversations.

But I kept the list of questions, and on today’s episode of Math and Musings I ask them of the only person I trust to carry on Joe’s legacy.

Enjoy.

Election wrap-up

You know the old expression about it’s not being whether you won or lost but how you played the game?

This morning for me it’s not who won or lost any election but…

now there’s no more stupid political ads.
Hallelujah.

World Series wrap-up

Nobody’s denying this year’s World Series was one of the greatest of all time. Close games, extra inning games, back-and-forth games, heroic performances, and one surprise after another.

I’m happy to say I was at least 60-40 pleased with the result too. Yeah, it would have been nice to see Don Mattingly get a ring, but I also wanted to see it happen for Kershaw and Ohtani. In the year I went to Japan, a couple of Japanese players starred for the World Series-winning team? That’s going to be fun to say the next 50 years.

I look forward to watching all those seasons too.

Sometimes you hate to be right

“Prescient” is how one might describe Monday’s post, as I lamented the choice between football and baseball… and sleep.

Little did I know how right I would be, 18 innings and nearly seven hours later.

I never even switched to the Commanders’ game. Second half of that silliness probably caused more sleeplessness than a baseball all-nighter.

Yikes.

No Carson, just pizza

Yesterday we celebrated the 100th anniversary of the birth of one of my idols… Johnny Carson.

This is one of the many topics that Franklin and I do not discuss on this week’s episode of Math and Musings.

We do, however, discuss our recent “pizza tour” of Binghamton, New York, proving that Binghamton does have at least one thing going for it, much the way Johnny Carson could save a terrible act with a well-timed zinger.

Thank you, pizza.

I’m good with this World Series matchup

At the beginning of this year’s American League Championship Series I found myself pulling for the Seattle Mariners. After all, they’d never been to the World Series, a drought since their inception in 1977.

But on the Toronto Blue Jays bench there was a coach who’s had a drought since 1961, a certain Donald Arthur Mattingly, my hero since the Reagan administration.
With the Blue Jays win Donnie Baseball is finally going to the World Series, and this guy finds himself pulling for the team north of the border.
First time for everything.