It has come to my attention that another Oscar night has come and gone. Whoops.

Of the 60 or so movies nominated for awards this year I had seen exactly two: Blue Jasmine and The Great Gatsby.  Whoops.

Though completely unfamiliar with the films involved, I had no trouble determining which of them would take home awards: movies about slavery, movies about gay men. Ta-da! Thanks, predictable Hollywood. See ya next year!