In 1949, SPORT magazine published a poem by Ogden Nash celebrating baseball players from his younger days following the sport.
In that tradition, and as a way to introduce the game to my new son, I’ve used Mr. Nash’s format to present players from my youth to future generations. At long wait, here is “Lineup from My Youth.”
“Lineup from My Youth”
My dear little Franklin,
My bundle of joy.
Let me share a few names
From when I was a boy.
A is for Alomar,
Few families were better.
But let’s not forget
The Alous at this letter.
B is for Biggio
And Bagwell his buddy.
Together they stuck
Like old silly putty.
C is for Canseco,
So powerfully built.
The sight of him made
A.L. pitchers just wilt.
D is for Dykstra
With a mouthful of chew.
He played for the Mets
And Philadelphia too.
E is for Eckersley,
Who began as a starter.
From the ’pen A.L. hitters
Found few pitchers harder.
F is for Frank Thomas,
“The Big Hurt,” they’d cheer.
No right-handed slugger
Would bring out more fear.
G is for Griffey,
The Kid had no match.
He could run, he could throw,
He could hit, he could catch.
H is for Henderson,
Who sent other teams reeling.
No one could catch him
When Rickey was stealing.
I is for Ivan
Rodriguez, or “Pudge.”
He threw out runners
With a personal grudge.
J is for Jackson
“Bo knows,” they would say.
Played football and baseball
Both the same way.
K is for Kirby,
As in Kirby Puckett.
And kid-friendly poems,
So no Man from Nantucket.
L is for Larkin,
Barry’s his name.
Guy never lost
A World Series game.
M is for Mattingly,
McGwire, McGriff,
Maddux, and Martinezes
Too many to list.
N is for Nomo,
The Japanese star.
They figured him out,
Then they hit the ball far.
O is for Olerud,
Blue Jays first baseman.
Two World Series make
Our minds not erase him.
P is for Palmeiro,
Quite a lesson he learned.
Did too much juice
As the Feds were concerned.
Q is for Quisenberry,
Dan to his friends.
Quipped to Ronald Reagan:
“There you go again.”
R is for Ripken
And games never missed.
Few could deny
His place on this list.
S is for Sheffield
And Strawberry too.
Both got in trouble
With the boys they call Blue.
T is for Tony,
Mr. Gwynn if you’re formal.
To be so consistent
Is far beyond normal.
U is for Ugueth
Urbina, of course.
Sticking with U’s
A tough rule to enforce.
V is for Viola,
That’s Frank not the fiddle.
His pitches often made
Big hitters look little.
W is for Wade,
Not Phillips but Boggs.
As important to the time
As those things we called Pogs.
X is for Xavier
Hernandez the pitcher.
Six teams in nine years
Made him quite the switcher.
Y is for the man
They call Robin Yount.
He’s got more Brewer records
Than Elias can count.
Z is for Ozzie,
The Wizard with leather.
Few men have so brought
St. Louis together.
And so my dear Franklin
I give you this roster.
And a love for the game
I hope it will foster.
Very nice. Stephen called this to my attention. And congratulations on becoming a Dad! You’ll be a great one, I’m sure.
You should send this to the New York Times in honor of all the Dads and their boys. Baseball is ALIVE!