Forget the Redskins. They’re toast. The entire DMV has already moved on. So let’s talk about Christmas.

The most burning question on the Internet these days is What did Kevin MacAllister’s dad do for a living that would have him afford that mansion and a trip for nine people to Paris?

Seriously? Have you never seen a John Hughes movie? Everyone is rich, and it’s all a total mystery how anyone affords the way-better-than-what-you’ve-got lifestyle.

Or just chalk it up to the magic of the season.

And don’t question a classic.