Last night on ABC I watched a show called Holey Moley. Extreme miniature golf or some such thing.

First of all, why didn’t I think of this?

And second, here’s what I think is happening at television studios across the country right now…

No? Nothing? Can’t film at all, huh? Well, do we have anything we filmed like a year or two ago that we thought was a piece of junk but we could just throw it on now? Show about miniature golf? Okay, go with that one.

Something like that.