You know what sport really needs actual fans in the stadium?

Not just because I don’t otherwise care about it, but because this sport’s fans are notoriously part of its tapestry…

yeah, that communist sport we all play as kids… soccer.

Yesterday’s Champions League final between Paris Saint-Germain and Bayern Munich just wasn’t the same without 100,000 rowdy people there with the players, no?

Reason number 50 billion life needs to get back to normal.