I don’t really care who wins; I just love the fact that the Universities of Michigan and Washington are competing for this year’s NCAA football championship. This is further proof that I never actually left the year 1991; I’m just a different character in the story now. My nine-year-old self has turned into my nine-year-old son, and, as has been a theme the past 20 years of my life, I’ve turned into my dad.

Now quick, somebody warn George Bush that it is the economy!