Guys are simple creatures. They like sports, beer, and action movies. If you give them one of those things, they’ll be content.

This, from playboy.com, former bastion of classiness and sophistication, now gone the way of the rest of the world.

Yup, civilization is doomed.

This is like National Review endorsing Bernie Sanders for president. Or PETA endorsing Colonel Sanders for president.

Yup, it’s over.