First off, thank you Wizards and Capitals for keeping my winter dreams alive for a Washington championship sweep.

Secondly, thank you to the New York Yankees and the Chicago Cubs for keeping me up until the wee hours of the morning, along with half the city of Chicago, very few of whom left Wrigley Field early despite freezing temperatures and 18 innings of baseball. You know Marlins Man stuck it out, there in his prime seat on national TV for the second night in a row.

The game ended at 2:15 Eastern (1:15 local) with strikeout number 49, the most ever in a major league game. Yup, you’re going to see something different every time you watch a game, no matter how long you’ve been doing it.

Thanks again, sports!