The reason I like December so much is that for a few weeks everyone acts the way I act all the time. Constant stream of treats and treating yourself? Yup! Parties where we pretend to be classier than we are? Yup. Monday? Tuesday? Yup, yup, doesn’t have to be a weekend. Getting free stuff everywhere you go? Yeah, and give away a lot of stuff too. With jazzy music in the background.
Make a lot of money, spend a lot of money, have fun. Those are the keys to life.