Okay, okay… Saturday night was totally my fault. I’m sorry. I started worrying about having to choose sides in a Nats-Yankees World Series and just that small amount of doubt doomed the Bronx Bombers.

Well, at least now there’s no question who I’m rooting for in the World Series (poor grammar, I know, but who cares!). Actually, the entire world is now rooting for my hometown team. It’s the ‘18 Caps all over again… the world wants D.C.!

Someone tell Anthony Rendon his new name is Anthony Ovechkin.

And is there a way we can drink out of the World Series trophy?

Perhaps I’m getting ahead of myself.