Borrowing one from Sports Illustrated here: This week’s sign that the Apocalypse is upon us.

From the generation that eschews coffee-pot coffee for peppermint mocha hot macchiatos with skim milk for $8.95, there is this.

Now available at Target: plant-based oatmilk holiday nog.

Yup.

Will Rogers once said, “I don’t make jokes–I just watch the government and report the facts.”

He also could have shopped at Target.