You just can’t make this stuff up

Borrowing one fromĀ Sports Illustrated here: This week’s sign that the Apocalypse is upon us.

From the generation that eschews coffee-pot coffee for peppermint mocha hot macchiatos with skim milk for $8.95, there is this.

Now available at Target: plant-based oatmilk holiday nog.

Yup.

Will Rogers once said, “I don’t make jokes–I just watch the government and report the facts.”

He also could have shopped at Target.

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My name is Mike O'Connell. I am 41 years old and live in Northern Virginia. I am a teacher, a musician, and an enthusiast of all things American.

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