I’m thinking about making this a new feature: report on unusual food items.
Report #1
Intel gathered April 16, 2023, re: new menu item at Little Caesars… Pretzel crust pizza.

Wow. One wonders why this took so long, but hey, it’s here now. Unbelievably the crust is somehow the worst part. It’s the nacho cheese sauce, or whatever that yellow goo is between the cheese and the dough that brings it to another level. What evil genius came up with that one!? I’m never eating tomato sauce on pizza again.

Not to be outdone, hours later at McDonald’s… new menu item called the McCrispy. It’s a straight ripoff of the Popeyes chicken sandwich. In other words, it’s delicious. That is all.

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