Why it took them 55 years to come up with this I’ll never know, but the folks at McDonald’s have done the possible and started offering Big Mac sauce a la carte. Like, you just want the sauce on the side.

The sauce is what makes the Big Mac, let’s face it, and now through the magic of capitalism one can enjoy it with or without the meat, bread, and cheese. (Not to mention the lettuce, pickles, onions, and sesame seeds.)

Forget the politics and international intrigue today, this is page one.