We’ve waited and waited, but now it’s here.

It’s time for One Shining Moment.

At approximately 3:15 p.m. today (in Northern Virginia, anyway), the celestial body we refer to as “the moon” will cross in front of the celestial body we call “the Sun” (known elsewhere as Sol), creating a shadow on Earth’s surface, simultaneously altering temperature, wind speed, humidity, etc.

Oh, did you think I was talking about basketball?

Yeah, that’s today too.

That’ll be more like midnight, when it will also be dark outside.

But in either Storrs, Connecticut, or West Lafeyette, Indiana…

Sol gonna be shinin’ bright.